|Voiced by:||Michael Beach (uncredited)|
Billy was a mountaineer from Nevada.
Billy took his girlfriend to climb a mesa near Goldhanger, Nevada. She was not impressed, even less when he said the only thing he picked that particular mesa for was the view. She promised to dump him as soon as they got home. Billy actually never came home. He reached the top before his girlfriend, and when she arrived, she only found his shoe and an alien machine.